Holiday Fails, Stupid Food & A Weed Wordsearch

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It’s a special time of year, all about eating, celebrating, and merrymaking… it’s as if the holidays were made for stoners. Of course, there’s lots of stress involved but lucky we have weed for that. If you could use some extra holiday cheer, look no further. Brighten your spirits with some holiday fails, stupid food and Christmas weed wordsearch.

Oh Christmas Tree

Have you ever knocked over a Christmas tree? If so, don’t feel bad because you aren’t alone.

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Don’t knock this one over! Weed is legal in Canada so if you want, you too can grow your own beautiful Christmas tree.

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Stupid Food

If you don’t gain some weight over the season, you didn’t do it right. After all, those extra pounds are meant to keep you warm! There is only one problem, sometimes stoners like to eat stupid food. Sometimes, we even feed said food to other people… or at least, recommend it. For example, here’s Action Bronson making a ridiculous sandwich. Depending on who you ask, this sandwich is either genius or madness.

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Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Holiday Cooking

Have you ever gotten baked and eaten something that tasted good at the time, but was actually awful? Whoever put this show on the air has likely had that experience. There is no other explanation for something this bad. With that being said, meet Sandra Lee! You can find her on the Food Network, no kidding. Her specialty is ‘semi-homemade cooking’ and it takes no talent. She will walk you through how to unpackage store bought cakes and give tips on jazzing them up. If you have no concerns about processed ingredients, cholesterol, and taste, this show is for you.

Kwanzaa Cake

Watch Sandra Lee as she instructs you on how to make and decorate a festive Kwanzaa Cake.

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Hanukkah Cake

If you celebrate Hanukkah and never want to be asked to cook, try this recipe! Don’t forget the store bought icing!

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Yule Log

She makes a Christmas Yule Log… or at least, sort of does. The ingredients include a packaged Yule Log and ‘whipped topping’.

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Deep Fried Turkey

For many people, a Christmas turkey is a festive favorite that goes in the oven. However, in the Southern States, turkeys are deep-fried. The thing about that is it can get quite dangerous and it doesn’t take much to bring on disaster. Its important that the turkey is the perfect size and oil displacement is accounted for. Here are some examples of what not to do:

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